Enjoy the Silence, Ann Coulter’s Jaw Wire Shut – 36% Divine Intervention
November 25, 2008
In a perfect example of divine intervention, pundit and bigot Ann Coulter’s jaw is currently wired shut. No word on how she broke her flapper, but there’s a sudden void in talk radio as one of the least rational (or most irrational?) women in the public eye is silenced.
Ooooh it stings!
Fortunately, jaw fractures take nothing but time to heal, just like the wounded pride of everyone this woman has stepped on. Expect to fill slower news cycles over the next one month to one year with something more interesting than her drivel.
And yes, I realize that this isn’t a normal Face in Palm post, but her lack of silence is just as amusing as anything else I could find!
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Talk about karma. How many people are celebrating this woman’s misfortune?
HA! I’m so glad you mentioned this alternative Face in Palm moment. The first thing I thought about when I heard about Coulter’s little situation was karma’s a…well you know. Part of me want’s to say she had it coming, but who am I to really pass judgment? I don’t want to be next…
Can we forget to unwire it?
Pretty please?
@ Laura – Not enough!
@ captspaulding – Something seems unethical about that… I love it.